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What Google says Penny and Jeremy are like

My friends Devin and Marian had an interesting post on their blog yesterday, and I thought that I would have some fun as well. What you do is go to Google and type in your name and the words “is like” into the search box. You should put the whole thing in quotes so that Google looks for the whole phrase together. So, for my name, I would search for “Jeremy is like”. You end up with a lot of really funny results. Some could even be on fortune cookies. So, I did this for my name and Penny’s name to see what Google says about us. Note: for Penny and used both her nickname (Penny) and her real name (Autumn).

Jeremy:

Jeremy as a Charmer:

• Jeremy is like omg hot.
• Jeremy is like the Chuck Norris of porn.
• Jeremy is like so frick’n hott.
• Jeremy is like a total hottie and i love him sooooooooooooooo much.
• Jeremy is like the hottest guy I have ever seen.
• Jeremy is like my crack dealer.

Jeremy as a Person and Friend:

• Jeremy is like totally awesome.
• Jeremy is like another one of your mates watching the game with you.
• Jeremy is like Richie Rich, but not only with money - with fame and sex thrown in for good measure.
• Jeremy is like my own son.
• Jeremy is like the nicest guy I know.
• Jeremy is like the coolest person I know. Jeremy is MAGIC.
• Jeremy is like his brother in a number of ways.
• Jeremy is like any other typical middle-school kid.

Jeremy as a Short Person:

• Jeremy is like 5′6 or 5′7.
• Jeremy is like his parents… a little person.

Jeremy as an Intellectual:

• Jeremy is like a sponge.
• Jeremy is like a robot.

Jeremy as a Example of Rhetoric:

• Jeremy is like a one stop shop. His groove is impeccable, and he can play any style you throw at him.
• Jeremy is like an afterschool special from hell.
• Jeremy is like an Italian grandmother.
• Jeremy is like a lion.
• Jeremy is like taking flight lessons from penguins.

Penny:

Penny as a Muse:

• Penny is like Marilyn Monroe.
• Penny is like an empress.
• Penny is like visiting a magic garden.
• Penny is like the widow’s mite.
• Penny is like a peacock’s feather.
• Penny is like a billion dollars.
• Autumn is like a painting.
• Autumn is like a dying man’s last words.
• Autumn is like poetry.
• Autumn is like the pleasant retreat of a tree’s shadow under the blazing sun.
• Autumn is like the sweet taste of apples.

Penny as a Person:

• Penny is like her movies—smart, fast, hip, real, endearing, and funny with a great soundtrack.
• Penny is like a tough rock. She will be there for the finals and she was.
• Penny is like my favorite character.
• Autumn is like completly amazingg at like everthiangg sports, school, and an AHHMAZING friendd!

Penny as a Patriotic Symbol:

• Penny is like our flag.
• Autumn is like a big fireworks display.

Penny as a… Miscellaneous Figure of Speech:

• Penny is like playing Russian Roulette.
• Penny is like 3 grams or something.
• Penny is like all the other noodle shops scattered around Chicago.
• Penny is like pointing to Back to the Future.
• PENNY IS LIKE ONE OF THE CUTEST DOGS I HAD EVER SEEN!!!
• Autumn is like a donkey derby.
• Autumn is like a monster that eats up the summer.

Category: Family, Friends, Funny, Life